TP Night at Knights Stadium

There are so many potential puns with this one—after all, does bathroom humor ever get old? Anyway, we’ll just say Charlotte wiped away the competition to win our daily promo honors.

The Triple-A Charlotte Knights are backing rock star Sheryl Crow’s recent call to minimize unnecessary toilet paper usage (apparently she can’t spare a square).

Fans will receive $1 off admission to a May 24 tilt against Ottawa for bringing a roll of TP to the ballpark, and it will be donated to a local shelter. Restroom attendants will be on hand to encourage toilet paper management, toilet paper trivia is scheduled between innings (apparently unused books are often turned into toilet paper; good thing this is a blog), and only music from Lance Armstrong’s ex-girlfriend will be played over the loudspeakers.

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